Saturday, June 19, 2010

What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

She said her dog was sick and was holding it wrapped up in a blanket. I commented on how fluffy her little puppy was, and she just made an ackward face at me. The "puppy" had thick, fluffy black hair growing in what seemed like every direction.



When she turned a little bit to the side, I saw that her sick puppy had a little human face. I felt kind of bad, but I didn't know what to say...and besides, I was lauging too hard.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I did something almost as bad. My friend was showing me pics of a family member's wedding. I pointed to a little girl and said she's so cute. My friend said that's my niece. I replied she looks just like you. Then she told me the little girl had down syndrome. I felt really stupid.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Well At least you told the truth.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I would shoo my way out of there quick smart and to just make things worse I'd BARK as well.



OH that is sooo cruel.lol



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I wouldn't really say anything.. maybe laugh, and walk away..



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

beats me...but id find it funny too...so ...



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Woof



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Give yourself a pat on the back for speaking your mind rather than pretending to adore the ugly little mutt.



Not everyones kids are cute. Some look like little mutants.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

...well, sometimes a little baby can be referred to as a Puppy...I guess your excuse could have been that you were simply using an affectionate term...



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

You should have just humped her leg and gave her kid a bone. She'd understand then.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

quickly add in:



"and puppies are the cutest thing on earth, so is your lil' baby"



that'll be a good turnover

My living Testimony on Jesus?

My proof that Jesus is the Son Of G--?



Love one another as I love you. Only then, will people know that you are my disciples. Why argue?



If Jesus is G-- or of G--, does it change your Faith in Jesus? If the Holy Spirit is G-- or of G-- does it change your Faith in the Holy Spirit?



Sharing is Caring...Jesus is Alive!?



I would like to share my story with any Christian or non-Christian who is still struggling and faith is not all together there.



I hold G-- to the highest, and to lie would be not only against what I believe, but against G--'s laws. Nothing here is a lie, although it might seem like it. This is the reason I type this. G-- bless you all.



I am 30 years old. I am a mathematics teacher. Since the day I was born I was Catholic. I never practiced it, and Catholic was simply a family label. I considered myself Atheist for 30 years until that day in March, I believe. I was painting my Mom's house. The face of Jesus appeared before my Mom and I. She asked me, "what does this look like to you?" But, before she finished the question I KNEW IT WAS HIM. The long hair, the beard, mustash, garments. Similar to the "Jesus" from "passion of the christ," except the eyes. Those eyes cannot be described. They translated into love, love, and love. If I had to describe them, I would say that the closest to that has been Mother Teresa's eyes. Not to take anything from her, but still, only close.



I thought that had changed me, but it didn't. It did start me off though. But, now as I researched and spent countless hours learning more about him, I started hating Jews and easily angered at anyone who spoke against Jesus. It had actually made me a worse person.



As I stuggled one morning with Currency Trading, he appeared again on the cabinet drawers of my room. He faded and came back over and over until He appeared very clear and said to me: WHY DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THINGS FROM THIS WORLD?" I think he said it two or three times. I started crying, as am right now. This was the first time that Faith came into my heart.



My life started changing, slowly. Same struggles, but different attitude and determination. I prayed day and night and went to Church. But, the real test, is the acts. "YOU WILL BE JUDGED ACCORDING TO YOUR WORKS" is one of my favorites.



In one of the Churches he said to me: "YOU ARE MARKED WITH MY BLOOD." I told my Mom and tried to make sense of it.



The last thing that he told me was: "I AM NOT YOUR FATHER. I AM YOUR BROTHER. THE SON DOES NOT EXIST WITHOUT THE FATHER, BUT WITHOUT THE SON THE FATHER IS ALWAYS."



At moments I wonder if it was all just in my imagination. This is the mistake that I keep making for this is where my Faith is tested.



No matter what, I am a better person for it. I love G-- with all my heart now, and I could never go back. Nothing in this world could ever shake or disturb my Faith. Finding G-- will always be a win-win situation. Now, I live everyday to make G-- proud of me and in the process I fulfill my obligations as human and husband.



I know that I should be doing more for G--'s glory. I am shy, but will soon find the strength and power to glorify him more and more. I am still in my learning stages, but live everyday to follow Jesus Christ's footsteps.



"pourdawg" could not be altogether wrong. But, what I know for certain is that if we are all lost souls, then we need to find G-- so that we can find ourselves in H--



"marty" tells you not to rely on feelings for that is wrong. I say to you, the problem I always made was that I thought too much and searched for contradictions here and there so that I could justify myself. But, if you think with your heart the truth will always ccome to you.



~ADIOS~



I am not here to tell you to quit your religion for they all share the great love that Jesus proclaimed. Be just, compassionate, humble and love G-- with all your heart. Share his glory by doing and not saying. ~ADIOS~



My goal now is simply to share this over and over again. I know G-- will guide me to my next step. I will keep anyone who want posted. I feel so Alive!!! Yes, even in the worst of times.



"The LORD said onto my Lord, sit thou on my right hand till I make thine enemies thy foootstool."



If David called him Lord, how is he his son?



"Which one of you will not lay and raise one of your sheep that fell into a pit if it is on the Sabbath?"



"Why do you hold man's laws so dear, yet your heart is far from me. Is G-- law not to love your neighbor"?



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Why do you keep posting this same story? Don't you have something more to say? Are we all supposed to read this fallacy, and say to ourselves "oh, well that's different! I believe now!" I still maintain you fell off the ladder and bumped your head.



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I chose your answer as best because you are the reason I post this. Yes, I have absolutely nothing more to say than to simply glorify G-- with my personal story. Why else would I waste my time here! I love G-- and the Son. My testimony to non-believers is and will. G-- bless you



My living Testimony on Jesus?

aww. i thought you were going to tell me the dog on your avatar was jesus in another life. oh well.



you know, everybodys still in a learning stage in one way or another.



you sound more like a pastor than a regular yahoo answer goer, or a math teacher.



you could just open a church and talk there, at least people might be a little more wiling to listen. i read all of what you had to say (didnt care to read all the answers) but i couldent help but think, "thats nice, this guy wants everybody to know his whole life story." i know alot of people who want want me to know their whole life story. some more anoying, some less eventfull, some a little more weed involved.



My living Testimony on Jesus?

Hi, wonderful story, and AM happy for you.



I believe that was your calling. Some go to Him and some are called by Him. All the way He is the Savior of men.



Keep telling your story. Report It

Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Test Yourself : Are you a Neanderthal?



1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? +5



2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? -5



3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, +3



4. How about a forehead? If not, +3



5. Is it easy for you to balance a book on your head? +5



6. Do you ever open beer bottles with your teeth? +10



7. Are you frequently more comfortable squatting on your heels than sitting in a chair? +5



8. Is your head attached vertically to your neck? If not, +1 for every five degrees of slope.



9. Less than five feet tall? +1 for every inch under.



10. If your lower arm is shorter than your upper arm,+1 for every inch of difference.



11. Ditto for your lower and upper legs.



12. Pigeon-toed? +5



13. Have you ever felt like bashing a postal clerk with a club? You're normal--no points.



14. Is the space between your big toe and your other toes big enough to hold an apple? +5



15. Do you regularly eat apples in this fashion? +15



16. Do people think you're wearing your hair in a bun when you're not? +10



17. Can you count your vertebrae while wearing two sweaters and an overcoat? +5



18. Is your nickname "Duke", "Butch", or "Animal"? +3



Scoring



0-20 points: You are a virtually pure homosapien. Feel free to build bridges, compose symphonies, and overrun the world.



20-40 points: A slight Neanderthal strain means that you will occasionally have spells of primitive behavior, crawling around on all fours and whooping wildly. If you live in California, no one will notice.



40-60 points: You can still function quite well in the modern world, but avoid eating in fancy restaurants lest your table manners give you away.



60-80 points: Your Pleistocene heritage is predominant. You should consider a career in pro football.



80-100 points: Unfortunately, your genetic makeup is Grunt City; there is no place for you in human society. A career in politics is recommended.



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Oh! cr@p!



5,5,3,3,5,10,5,45,60,10,10,5,0,5,15,10... =



just over 200



Just think over 210 and I would've been a blonde!



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Yah! Zero. Although I thought that postal one had me for sure!



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Hahahahhahaaaaaa, he better get the bucket under him for that one, or there'll be one heck of a mess to clean pmsl.



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

What if you get -5



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Over 100 - Congratulations on your second term, Mr. President.



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

0 points for me.



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Nil points por moi!!xx



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

neanderthals don't usually work in a science lab, or do they?



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

2 pts, so am a proud homosapien



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

Awwwwwwwww nemisis hun you can be my neanderthal any time you want, but a brill one hun, hehehe



Have a star



xxxxxxxxxxxxx



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

pmsl ..... prepare for world domination!!!



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

no if he was he'd eat his cat not sit with it on his knees......"nemises" have you just noshed that poor moggy,?



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

cool now I can overrun the world...lol star!



Nemesis's neanderthal test?

I guess I don't fit into that category. I am off the scale. pmsl.

I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

Ok, one evening a couple months ago, i was watching cartoon network. it was kinda late (don't remember the exact time) and this cool anime show came on. i could tell it was a Japaneses made show. its about this guy who looks about 20, and he has red hair. when he gets into a fight, he gets a golden armor around his arm. in this episode, he was using "Blitz's" i think for attacks. he had three of em till he lost his armor. He was fighting this BIG monster type guy controlled by another human. o and he seems to have duel personalities. If you know the name of this show, i would really appreciate it. Also, where can i download most of the season from?



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

Its surely s-CRY-ed.



The guy who looks 20 is actually 16.



That armor is called an "Alter"



It has 26 episodes.



Try http://www.veoh.com for direct viewing or download.



Try



http://www.animesuki.com



http://www.anime-source.com



for torrent downloads



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

Nope, but thanks for the points.



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

Mazinger Z?



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

um..it might be Bleach but i'm not entirely sure.



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

bleach i think it is



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

Hm, are you referring to Bleach? Go to Cartoon Network's website and look at their daily line-up.



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

it might be bleach.....if not ....I'm not sure what it is...



check out this site....or just cartoon network....you might find what your looking for.



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

It Scryed. I'm fairly certain.Check out this link. It has all the episodes.



I don't think it's bleach, but the second link is for that show. try episode 30. Has the red-head.



I cant remember a cool anime show that i once saw, can somebody help me out.?

That would be S-Cry-Ed. That show is pretty cool, but it's kinda hard to follow unless you watch it from the begginning.

Kingdom Hearts 2 final mix+?

In the unlockable ending, entitled Birth By Sleep, you get to see 4 characters, 3 of their names are now known. The roxas look alike is named Ven, the girl with the silver/blue hair is Aqua, and the older one who (to me) looked like Lexaeus's nobody is Terra. Sora gets to fight Terra as a secret boss in the game. One of Terra's lines is that he hates Xehanort (I believe after sora wins).



Theory: Xehanort the human is the old man, he crystalizes Ven and ends up killing Aqua, because how else would Xehanort have her armor in the Room of Sleep. Terra and Mickey then fight Xehanort they win inside kingdom hearts. Xehanort loses his dark powers and is cast away. He winds up in Hollow Bastion with no memory and is taken in by Ansem.



What are your opinions on this theory, and state your own theories if you have them.



Kingdom Hearts 2 final mix+?

well...i just borrowed this game out from the video shop for 3 nites, ive been playing it for 1 day and i love it. but, some of those charaters ur mentioning i havent even seen yet. so far im up to the Pirates of the Caribbean world. hehe...jack sparrow looks funny. but will turner is even more funny...yeh...

What natural use are lesbians?

Sorry no not trying to be nasty or anti lesbian.



Often see the relgious arguments of gays being unnatural.



But logically other then birth caontrol that applies to lesbainas and gays which is good for the human specaies in terms of more food etc.



Gay men often (not always) seem to excell in creative and social areas...



ie the stereotypical hair dressing, fashion design, wedding planning, chefs, comedians, acting, often fun, funny, party animals etc.



And camp nature of many can make them good babysitters and kids presenters...



All positive areas which in a species could help reduce stress vai the entertainment, help get striaghts together making girls look great etc.



But other then getting hetro guys all excited if they kiss...



Have not worked out logical natural benefits of lesbians as a general group interms of common personality triats that woudl fit the niche in nature.



So girls actually looking at good put down god squad arguments in your fav



What natural use are lesbians?

We are of use to other lesbians...we are not here to be of a "natural use" as a group.



What natural use are lesbians?

as is commonly seen in animals, such as monkeys for example, they will often care for and nurture others young ( not lesbians specifically, but family type animals, such as wolves or chimpanzees) this extra help will give the young a better chance at survival, someone to keep away predators whilst parents hunt, someone to play with them, grooming and taking care of whilst parents are busy etc, particularly surrogate mothering / breasat feeding.



camp nature is a stereotype of gay males, not all of them, or even a mass majority of them are like that.



What natural use are lesbians?

A lesbian friend is always nice to have because she knows how to fix things that I wouldn't know how.



What natural use are lesbians?

Do one you muppet



What natural use are lesbians?

Max,



Lesbians are people, not just some label without feelings, emotions, needs, interests, talents, etc. Just because a person is homosexual does not mean that they are useless to society. You are putting the person's sexuality before them and defining them solely by one small aspect of what makes a person who they are. We are all human (even if we dont' act it!) first and foremost; our sexuality, even though it is an important part of who we are is not the sole defining attribute. To use your logic, what's the purpose of straight people other than over populating the earth beyond our ability to manage and control our resources and other than producing more of us!



Cheers.



What natural use are lesbians?

I find this very offensive...first of all how would you like to be put in a group? I am not a group..I am an individual..with a heart..a soul....who wants the same thing in life as you do.....to love and to be in love...to be happy...I dont understand why people have to come in here and antagonize gays and lesbians?...why cant you just be happy with you and your life? Does it make you feel good to hurt others? I am important because God made me..he loves me..and I contribute to my community..i am a school bus driver..a sister..a daughter...an aunt...a girlfriend....a christian..i am beautifully and wonderfully made..and I can have children...and I know with all of my heart that I am good..and i would never say hurtfull things to you....God bless your soul!



What natural use are lesbians?

if ur not gay or a lesbian then y the hel* r u worried about it, u shouldnt Worry about other people anyways, and ya know most of the time ppl cant help what they are what if every one started saying being straight wasnt right, well u would probley say yeah well i kow different well what if every one started saying it to ur kids then to therte kids and so on, what would happen then, oh we would be normal, what ever screw u



What natural use are lesbians?

we are brill as homemakers



we love kids and spend a darn sight more playing with them than men do



we often fulfil those fantasies you only dream of in mens mags



when you say creative that category is full of lesbians, but cos of social taboos they stay hidden and pose as hetros, theres endless lists if you care to seek them out, but i think your question is aimed at finding out more about us lesbians in a sexual sense than at knowing our lifestyles..



What natural use are lesbians?

I agree with most of the considered answers to this, nobody has to be of any use, natural or otherwise, to anybody other than themselves. And nobody has to justify their existence or preferences to anyone either. I take it that you're a guy who doesn't understand women too well either?



Nature, in all her wisdom, has provided us with incredible diversity and I'm so glad that we're not all the same. Stepford Wives/Husbands = No thanks! There's no need for any of us to use logic/argument/analysis etc, just let others be themselves. It will save you alot of brainpower. Quitting stereotyping would help, as I'm sure you're very different from your neighbours, even if, on the surface, you're each in the same category of something or other.



BTW, do you have an issue with women? I noticed this other strange post from you-



'Why do people think 16-17 year old girls are all innocent and unerable and easy to manipulate?' Your spelling mistake.



Good luck! Rob



What natural use are lesbians?

You like the sound of your own voice don't you.



What are childless women for then?



What are disabled people for then?



What are unemployed people for then?



What natural use are lesbians?

Think about how many famous lesbians there are - compared to famous gay men.



There are countless reality TV shows, usually with gay/camp male presenters, who are helping people with creative dilemmas - interior design, fashion advice etc. How many TV shows have lesbian presenters?



TV is creating a stereotype of a gay man, which is leading to acceptance from the general (heterosexual) pubic, but there is hardly any publicity for lesbians. My mum, for example, loves the typical 'camp' gay man, but when she sees two women holding hands, she thinks its disgusting - I find this perception upsetting.



As mentioned before, people do not need to have a use to be regarded as a person. Everyone has talents, emotions and desires, regardless of sexuality. It's how people use their talents which should be questioned.



What natural use are lesbians?

This question doesn't make sense, your examples are all wrong. People do contribute naturally because of their sexual orientation, they contribute in the ways you have listed because of who they are.



Graham Norton and Julian Clary are funny...that is why they add something to our lives, not because they are gay.



You list steroetypes such as chefs, fashion designers and acting as examples...are these social or natural? Also they are not necessarily determined by sexual orientation!



Any of the above could be used to explain why anyone is valuable in our society. What about Doctors and the Emergency Services? They have straight, gay, and lesbian members and surely provide some of the most valuable services we can think of.



It is not sexual orientation which makes people valuable or gives them a "use" in life it is what they do. Lesbians therefor have the same "use" as everyone else that you've listed but not because they are lesbians, because they are people and we all serve a purpose.



Now if you'd actually asked and explained the question properly then I'd be happy to answer it. As you clearly can't define natural I'm assuming you're referring to the child birth argument? You know that one they all use!



Parenting is not confined ti childbirth and I'm sre anyne will tell you that it is not the people that give birth that make a difference in a child's life, but the people who raise them. Both Gays and Lesbians can make fantastic parents and will no doubt raise their children with a much more balanced view of the world which can only be a good thing. I'm not saying this is only true of gay parents, it's not! But the point is they can do just as good a job as anyone else and so serve as much "use" as anyone else.



Again I can't stress this enough...you're assuming that lesbians have no purpose but you're forgetting that they are people, and people have a purpose.



Apart from reproduction what use do straights have? You cannot name a single other one that cannot be applied to ANYONE else.



What natural use are lesbians?

oboy didn't you have something to say



What natural use are lesbians?

As a lesbian-I can give you the natural use for lesbians mmmmm........!



What natural use are lesbians?

only of use to each other



What natural use are lesbians?

There are lots of examples of homosexuality in the natural world. Many humans are gay, so there is one example. Another example would be flamingos.



As for what "use" are lesbians - what "use" is anyone as a group? Personally I believe that there is a certainly dignity to being human that transcends usefulness to a larger society or what one does for work.



What natural use are lesbians?

I see what your getting at. But there isn't much to say. There are many more gay role models in the public eye than lesbian role models, so it is hard to find examples of lesbian contribution. However, many lesbians have similar skills to straight men, due to similarities in the way they think. So they may be better at some activities compared to their straight peers. These would be left brain activities involving logic and analysis. I hope this helps.



What natural use are lesbians?

it was such a long question that even i lost the plot. im sure others will have too.



What natural use are lesbians?

I'm gay and i totally get your question, because i too have asked myself that question. Well maybe not that exact question, but i have wondered that if we are the way we are, and we all have something to offer, as a group what is that?



honestly, i think it will show more in the future as intelligent, well presented, dedicated gay women work their way into the male dominated areas of the world such as the workplace and government. just like gay men did with interior design and hairdressing.



you have to remember that gay men havent always been reverred as the must-have of the season. until 5-10 years ago they were the drag queens you smiled politely at while pittying them and their sad lives (stereotype i know, but all the 'straight-gays' were well hidden). its only been with tv shows like Queer eye and Queer as Folk that gay men have become popular, seen more for what they have to offer the community rather than what they get up to in the bedroom.



And its only a matter of time until this happens with women (i'm hoping tv shows like the L word help with this!). I know many gay women who are excelling in their chosen professions and we need these women to give their woman's touch to the world which has until now been run by men. i know straight women can do this too, but many choose to leave work and have a family, which i totally support (!).



i heard someone say once that there would be no war or poverty in this world if it were run by women. And while i don't mean that all men love war and taking food from children, I do honestly believe that the world needs more women in charge who make decisions with their heart, not with their egos. And i think gay women are in the perfect position to do this.



xxx



What natural use are lesbians?

and your point is?



What natural use are lesbians?

I know plenty of lesbian women. They have all kinds of skills, and one in particular is a kick @ss electrician that I taught from a helper to a Journyman Electrician.



Also, there are no logical reasons for any kind of sexual behavior, even hetero, it's just what comes naturally to all of us, and believe me, us gays are born that way.



However, here is another for lesbians, when some twink like you needs protection, you can run to the butch girls, ok?

What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

She said her dog was sick and was holding it wrapped up in a blanket. I commented on how fluffy her little puppy was, and she just made an ackward face at me. The "puppy" had thick, fluffy black hair growing in what seemed like every direction.



When she turned a little bit to the side, I saw that her sick puppy had a little human face. I felt kind of bad, but I didn't know what to say...and besides, I was lauging too hard.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I did something almost as bad. My friend was showing me pics of a family member's wedding. I pointed to a little girl and said she's so cute. My friend said that's my niece. I replied she looks just like you. Then she told me the little girl had down syndrome. I felt really stupid.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Well At least you told the truth.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I would shoo my way out of there quick smart and to just make things worse I'd BARK as well.



OH that is sooo cruel.lol



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

I wouldn't really say anything.. maybe laugh, and walk away..



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

beats me...but id find it funny too...so ...



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Woof



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

Give yourself a pat on the back for speaking your mind rather than pretending to adore the ugly little mutt.



Not everyones kids are cute. Some look like little mutants.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

...well, sometimes a little baby can be referred to as a Puppy...I guess your excuse could have been that you were simply using an affectionate term...



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

You should have just humped her leg and gave her kid a bone. She'd understand then.



What would you say after accidentally implying that someones baby looked like a dog?

quickly add in:



"and puppies are the cutest thing on earth, so is your lil' baby"



that'll be a good turnover

 
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