Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

1)Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"

2)Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3)Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.

4)"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

5)To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6)You want to see if it's like the dream.

7)So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

8)People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

9)Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

10)Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

11)No one steals your chair.

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#12... saves on your dry cleaning expenses

#13....you'll easily get a seat on the subway

#14....it will bring streaking to an entire new level

#15....they might forget your face but not the rest of you

#16....you'll have plenty of places to write down that new

girl's number

#17....There won't be any surprises dating you

#18... .Everyone will notice your new hat

#19....you will save on your air conditioning bill

#20....It's easier to photocopy your rear end.

#21....You won't have to worry about your crack showing

#22....You'll certainly be faster in the men's room

#23....At least people will know what they're getting up front

#24....Think of all the trees you'll be saving...now that you don't have to stuff your bra

#25....If someone is hogging the shower...easy solution...use the sprinklers. and then save on towels...just air dry.

#26....girls will know instantly if you find them attractive

#27....Now you'll know what it feels like to be the "butt" of someone else's joke.

These are every bit as corny as the ones you wrote. Now, you know how we feel.

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Can I get a job working with you?!?!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

(laughs) thats funny

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12) Your colleague is hot.

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

good one we should all try that

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lol...i woudn't try but....

( i work in a store as a saleperson...)

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Lmao! ^_^

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

lol!!! that was great!!!!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

lol...... and it saves washing clothes !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ha, Ha, Ha. Funny.

My office is so hot I keep threatening to come to work naked........ and THEN they'll be sorry!

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Great...

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So true

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I work in a supermarket and I came to work once with no shoes or socks. I was very drunk at the time coming straight from a night out and house party (Where I left my shoes and socks) Then without any sleep I had to borrow a uniform and some shoes and work a 14hour shift. For the first 2 hours I was drunk and happy and then for the next 12 I was tired and starting to become hungover. Was fun!!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

you don't need to iron your clothes either

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

E E E E IT DID MAKE ME CHUKKLE IF I DID IT NOBODY WOULD WORK WITH ME EEE LOL :-)

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

Only one reason, to catch the bosses eye and give him a thrill.!! xx

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

Don't forget that people will stop "dropping in" and interrupting your work.

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12) your clothes dont fit you anymore

13) You don't want your clothes to get dirty

14) Your a sleaze

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Guess it would save time on bathroom brakes.Thanks for the laugh.

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Love #8

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

Good ones. Made me laugh LOL

There was a young woman called Jude

Who went to work in the nude

It seemed from afar

She wasn't wearing a bra

Because both her t!ts were tattooed.

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

i'm speechless.

that's so funny i can't laugh.

12 when ur unemployed u can turn out naked everyday.

:)

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

HA-HA-HA-HA-HI-HI-HI-HI-HE-HE-HE!!!!!!!!... joke i hadnt heard a great joke in a long time!!!!!! i had a great LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

Saves time when going to the rest room. A funny poster for sexual harassment. Unable to steal items from work. A good reason to not be in a carpool. Truth in advertising, easy to turn the other cheekS, Quicker way to Xerox your butt, plus, everybody knows if it was you that sat on the Xerox machine at the holiday party.

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

5 stars for u!!!

lmao!!!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

funny, but old and been around to just about everyone by now...

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

hahahaha

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

hahahahaha!

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

1,TO SHOW YOUR PACKAGE TO A GIRL YOU LIKE BUT ARE TO SHY TO HIT ON HER,AND SHE SEES YOUR GOODS AND WANTS YOU FOR SURE NOW.......WELL IF YOUR WELL ENDOWED,I AM

Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work N@ked?

Top 1 answer why you shouldn't do that!!!

1. You'll get fired