There have been numerous sightings of extraterrestrial aliens throughout the history of mankind. Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say her name out loud) has studied the anatomy of aliens and discovered that they share various features with mankind.
For example, both have two arms, two legs, and a head in roughly the same orientation. Additionally, they have facial features oriented in the same way, although aliens don't have ears or hair. Aliens also have four fingers, while humans have five. These numbers are pretty close together.
Aliens could not possibly have evolved from anything on Earth, because they come from far away galaxies. But they're morphologically similar to humans. This proves that God created aliens in his image in the same way he created humans.
Therefore, Creationism is true.
Take that, you unidentified flying evolutionists!
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
My uncle Charlie ain't never had no hair,but he's got more than enough ears, and no body's all that sure where he came from.
However most of my kin have four fingers; --but we find it easier to milk the cows without all those fingers gettin' in the way.
Of course my sister Janie's got 6 fingers on one hand, but she doesn't care because they match her toes that way.---However, it does make her walk a little funny, since her arms are so long, and they do tend to drag a bit.--We've been thinkin' about puttin' some roller skate wheels on her knuckles.
If we see any of those flying evolutionists in these parts, we'll damn sure let you know, so you can fuss with them some more.
We enjoy it. It's like watchin' wrestlin' on T.V.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
That's as unfunny as the last time you wrote
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
ur obviously a complete retarded, not because we dont know that yet means that creatonism is true. anyways, creationism is not the only possible answer to the "creation" of the world u idiot -_- use ur brain a little more aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Brilliant argument. You should apply for a government grant. But hurry, you only have until Jan 20th, 2009!
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Prove there are aliens and then I'll bother to explain them.
Belief in aliens and belief in creationism sit well together - both require gullible people with a poor level of education and nothing better to do with their tiny brains.
In the meantime look up "convergent evolution" which explains why many unrelated species come to ressemble each other.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
The bible doesn't say anything about aliens, and aliens have not been proved true or false.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
No evidence of aliens. No evidence of god. No evidence that creationism is true.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Obviously nobody can understand sarcasm or satire, even with the blatant "Em Adjineri" reference.
Even atheists seem to have little appreciation for satire, which surprises me. I thought us atheists were smarter than that.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
God created the Universe with many life forms on different planets. Even angels can be seen as extraterrestrial creatures.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
I do hope you're joking.
I wish people would cut the crap and stop giving Creationism a worse name.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
hahhaha Em adijineri. thats great.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
you watch waaay to many sci fi movies.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
LMAO.
You're silly. I like Em Adjineri....Very clever.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
for one, there is no proof that aliens exist that by itself flaws your theory. also it's the bubble theory about the most efficient shape would be one that a lot of things would take the shape of
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Have you ever though that maybe we evolved from aliens? I mean, they do have access to inter-planetary travel, right? They obviously know they're way around here...they're much more intellectually advanced than we are...
I don't personally believe this, but....just food for thought. I think this is more likey than....*POOF*, there it is.....
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
one would have to pretty arrogant to think we are all alone in the universe.
so how do you know that we are not the descendants of another planet and colonized the earth millions of years ago?
then that big ol meteor hit and almost wiped us out and we had to start over on our own because our home world thought us all to be dead and abandoned the experiment.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
I think aliens created God.
In their own image.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
No man, not at all. Doesn't it make sense that through out the course of evolution, a head, two arms and legs is a pretty good design for sentient beings. and that just maybe another species could have wound up taken a similiar design, we being the top of our food chain (except in the water) are the best evolved creatures out there. It makes sense that a totally different existence would wind up similiar to our physiology. I don't know about you but your little statment makes the theory of Evolution all the much more believable.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Easy, they all came from the planet Patrob Urtsinsux, where neanderthal man once visited with a matter/antimatter warp engine that they accidentaly invented using stones and wooly mammoth excrement, empregnating a bunch of giant alien amoeba-looking things, then taking a wormhole back to Earth, forgetting how they did it the first time, and losing that technology when they ran out of w. mammoth dung, and had to made due with the wheel.
Easy.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Nothing wrong with thinking outside the box.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
I'd say, for argument's sake, there's more evidence of aliens than there is of God.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
The only aliens here, like this so-called humor, must have come from Uranus.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
What about their dogs? Are they similar to earth dogs too?
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
cute~
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Wow, that is a new twist, ET is proof that god exists.
Things I don't believe exist:
God
Santa clause
tooth fairy
easter bunny
aliens
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Aliens are who seeded Earth with their DNA so we could evolve into the primate/alien hybrids that we are. Duh.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Most of them come from Mexico.
Oh, Oh, you mean aliens from outerspace!
As soon as you've seen a space alien, please inform NASA. They need to know these things. There is no evidence that these space folks will be friendly to Earth.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Slow down partner. Not all aliens look like humans. Plus didn't you every thing that maybe the aliens made themself look like humans?
Think before you asks these stupid questions
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
"For example, both have two arms, two legs, and a head in roughly the same orientation. Additionally, they have facial features oriented in the same way, although aliens don't have ears or hair. Aliens also have four fingers, while humans have five."
Oh, okay. There are "Humans" and there are "All other creatures in the universe, which we actually know pretty much nothing about because it's colossal and we haven't set foot on a planet that is not our own yet." I'm assuming you are just having a laugh with this question.
However, if you want it answered seriously, how would all other beings in the universe looking similar to humans DISprove evolution? It would simply mean they had evolved in a similar way.
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
As I told you before.. "Aliens" that "visit" Earth are NOT Aliens! They are future human time travellers! That's why they share the same features as us; because it's what we will evolve into! When they abduct us, they are only doing it so they can study what they EVOLVED from! This proves evolution!
Also notice it's called UFOs, not SPACE ships! Because, they don't come from space. They are really time machines! We just haven't identified it as such, yet. But they are!
EDIT
Oh wait, you already had an answer to my statement by clearly stating that "they couldn't have evolved from anything on Earth, because they come from far away galaxies!" (I didn't read the whole thing before answering...)
Well, based on that information, my entire argument is flawed!
Evolutionists, how do you explain aliens?
Your "utionists" adjectives are getting funnier!
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