Makes One Wonder????

I had a dream last night that I went to Heaven, and I met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. I asked him if I could take a look around the place. Peter agreed, and even offered to show me around. We went a ways, until we met President Clinton, tied to one of the most ugliest beast you could ever, ever imagine. It was nearly human, probably about 95 years old, 5 inch thick glasses, grease just dripping off its body, muttering every now and then like a sick crow. We asked Bill why he was chained to this awful creature.

Bill replied: 閳ユ凡ell, when I used to live on Earth, I committed a number of sins, and now I閳ユ獡 chained to this really ugly old thing as penance.閳?br>

We wished former President Clinton the best of luck, and moved on. A while later we met with none other than Elvis Presley, the King of Rock, and he was tied to another of the most ugliest creatures you could imagine, even worse than the first one. We asked Mr. Presley why he was chained to such an ugly thing.

The King replies: 閳ユ凡ell, when I used to live on Earth, I committed a number of sins, and now I have to live with this ugly old monster for a while as penance.閳?br>

We wished the King the best of luck, and moved on. After a while we met up with Bill Gates, president of Microsoft. Bill Gates just so happened to be chained to one of the most gorgeous, luscious, and sexiest woman you could ever imagine, long blonde hair, blue eyes, long limbs, and a beautiful figure. So, we asked him why they were chained to each other like that.

The woman answered first: 閳ユ凡hen I used to live on Earth, I committed a number of sins閳ワ腹鈧?br>Makes One Wonder????

lol, nice, but billy boy isnt as bad looking as some guys I've seen xp

Makes One Wonder????

because he modified it with his computer?

Makes One Wonder????

Don't worry honey! It was only a dream...Bill Gates deserves her. Who asked him to tell the world that he was 'Micro Soft' Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star to cheer you up!!!

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It gives me ideas, lot of ideas, maybe I should ask st. peter for the dark character, sinful girls, these girls will be a lot of fun

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Lol poor girl :p

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ummmm!?

Makes One Wonder????

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