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Can of air freshener: For use by trained personnel only. ( i knew that air freshener class i took in college would pay off someday)

Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (but they're dirty!!!)

Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines. (o kaaay...)

Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.(But it tastes so good!)

Christmas Lights

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?)

Komatsu Floodlight

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark ( i should hope so!)

Earplugs

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Triops Fish Food

Warning: Not for human consumption (damn dont let me eat the earplugs, the mattress and now the fish food! im hungry!!)

Rowenta Iron

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (but its such a time saver!)

Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

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LOL!!! You didn't put these ones on there!

scooter

Warning: This product moves when used.

baby stroller

Warning: Remove child before folding

brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warning: Harmful if swallowed

electric hand blender

Warning: Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating

An 閳ユ穾im-n-Flame閳?fireplace lighter

Warning: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks

shin guards manufactured for bicyclists

Warning: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover

manufactured fireplace log

Warning: 閳ユ窅aution - Risk of Fire

ROTFLOL!! Those are so funny!

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Nice, it makes you think how dumb we are as consumers.

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lol, these are as good as those road signs (Warning: wet when raining)

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What other use does a food processor have...?

This is gonna bug me now.

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lol. wat is the other use for the processer??? lol rofl. that mattress one made me laugh.

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Funny, thanks for the laugh

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haha thanks for cheering my day up, im having a crummy one because soccer is my life and i was gonna have a huge game 2day but it got canceled because of a bomb threat. but this made me smile =]

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really funny

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Hey, I got one! It's from a sticker in someone's car (I forgot where) It says: "WARNING. THIS CAR IS PROTECTED BY A PITBULL WITH AIDS"

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LOL

luv em oll

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i loved it! im going to show my sister! hahahahahahaha!!!!!

were those REAL?

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jar of peanuts

may contain nuts

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awww. that sucks; i've been sleeping with a fisherman's friend for years now!

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lol

i hav one:can of bug spray

may be harmful to bees

(that ones real)

because you cheered me up i'll give you a life hint:

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste very good with ketchup

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those are halarious...what else is funny is that they put handicap parking in skating rinks and bowling alleys =]

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Railroad Station sign.

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death.

Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

That one was funny.

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That was freaking FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh I needed it!

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Do not attempt to swallow mattress...what did you mistake it for, a MARSHMALLOW????? ~N